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If you are obsessed with Australia’s favourite chocolate bar this one will hit you right in the sweet spot. Expertly blended with a big hit of chocolate, smooth coconut and that unmistakable choccy bar flavour that will have you convinced you are drinking a liquified version. It has a fraction of the calories of the actual bar too. That is 95 calories for 50ml compared to 245 cal in a 50 gram chocolate bar.
10/10 Personal trainers agree the maths stacks up. Well Jack from Fitstop said "Wow that's good" so we're running with it.
500ml 20 percent ABV
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Bonus Cocktail Inspiration with Every Order! One Bottle, Millions of drink possibilities*
* Probably more like thousands
Funsters Cocktails are sold exclusively from this site
Dangerously Sippable
Funsters Cocktails are nostalgic flavours with a cheeky 20% booze boost. Sip 'em straight or go full chaos goblin and remix the classics. Think lower-sugar Spritzes and Fruit Tingles in a flash, or an Espresso Martini with a Cherry Ripe twist. Is it legal to taste this good? Unclear. Do we care? Absolutely not.
Money Back Guarantee
Not Obsessed? Get Your Coin Back. Didn’t vibe with a Funsters drink? No stress, we’ll sling your money back. Just shoot us an email within 30 days. We’re chill like that. We barely ever get takers 'cos the drinks slap. But hey, if your tastebuds flaked we got you.
Lower in Sugar
We’re not here for toothache territory. Just a lil’ sprinkle of real sugar. No Stevia, no fake stuff, no lies. You’re looking at 6–8gm per 30ml. That’s it. All drinks are vegan, gluten-free and only flavoured with nature’s finest. FYI: the only allergen is “Sesame” in Chockers. Bit rogue, we know.
Amazing Gift
The Gift That Says “I Get You”. The gift your mates didn’t know they needed. Got a choccy fiend? A Baileys baddie? A Fruit Tingle tragic? Mango Monster? We’ve got you covered. Tastes like nostalgia. Hits like fun. Shocks and delights. And if they hate it (they won’t), we’ll refund you.
Australian Made and Owned
Globally Unhinged. We’re the spicy weirdos behind the iconic Shit the Bed Hot Sauce, the Amazon USA #1 best-seller that’s lit up tastebuds since 2012.
Over 100,000 happy mouths later, we’ve taken that same “OMG yum” energy and poured it into Funsters. Aussie owned, made with love, chaos, and actual skill. We know how to make ya smile.
Bonus Fun Freebies
We’re not just sending drinks we’re sending chaos. You’ll get our cheeky Cocktail Recipe Book perfect for cocktail goblins. They’re easy, boujee and a little bit feral. PLUS: Our iconic ‘Funsters Chat Line’ Qs. We’ll text ’em straight to your phone. Think: “Who’s your hottest ex-co-worker? Pics pls.” It’s giving... party legend.
FAQs
HOW DO I DRINK THEM?
Most people start by sipping these cocktails over ice. Let the chill settle in and enjoy. From there, get creative. Mix with soda water or lemonade. Try them with milk or ice cream. Pour them into coffee or add a splash of juice. The recipe booklet has loads of ideas but here are some favourites.
Chockers
Amazing in an Espresso Martini or poured straight into coffee. Try it with milk or mix it with Cherry Amore. Add a splash of lime and water for something refreshing. Use it anywhere you’d normally reach for Baileys. Trust us on the coffee.
Zingle
Perfect with soda water for a lower sugar Fruit Tingle Seltzer. Add lemonade and a drizzle of red cordial for a Fruit Tingle 2.0. Mix with tonic for a Zing and Tonic. Swap Aperol for Zingle and make a Zingle Spritz that hits harder and has less sugar. Feeling bold? Mix with gin, pineapple juice and lime for a Zingapore Sling.
Cherry Amore
Great with milk or coffee. Shake into an Espresso Martini for a Cherry Ripespresso moment. Blend with Chockers and milk to make a Sunburned Russian. Simple over ice is always a winner.
Mango No.5
Fresh and fruity with soda water for a Mango Seltzer. Sweet with lemonade. Sub it in for Cointreau in your Margarita for a Mango Margarita. Or skip the Aperol and make a Mango Spritz with extra punch and less sugar.
IS IT GLUTEN FREE AND VEGAN? WHAT ABOUT FAT, NUTS AND OTHER ALLERGENS.
Yes. All Funsters cocktails are 100% Gluten-Free, Dairy Free, Nut Free, Fat Free and Fully Vegan.
The only allergen in our drinks is Sesame Seed in the Chockers. We don't use any peanuts in it so if you know someone with a nut allergy tell them the good news.
WHAT IF I DON'T LIKE THEM?
We do a 30 day Money Back Guarantee on our drinks.
If you don't like one of your cocktails send us an email and let us know within 30 days of purchase and we'll refund you. To protect ourselves against fraudsters, this guarantee is only valid once per customer, up to 30 days after purchase.
We can offer you this promise as hardly anyone takes us up on it because our drinks are that good.
WHEN WILL I GET MY ORDER?
All orders are shipped out from Melbourne via Australia Post or Startrack. Your order will be fulfilled and shipped within 1-3 business days from when you purchase. Please then allow 3-10 days for delivery around Australia, depending on how far you live from Melbourne.
HOW DO I TRACK MY ORDER?
As soon as your order is shipped, tracking will be emailed to the address you have provided. You can track your package from the link.
WHO LOVES THESE DRINKS?
Anyone who likes Chocolate, Snickers Bars, Cherry Ripes, Mangoes, Mango Ice-cream, Baileys, Sheep Dog Whiskey, Fruit Tingle lollies or canned cocktails will love these drinks.
Our cocktails are not sickly sweet nor do they have an immature "alco-pop" flavour profile. They're not actually targeted at younger drinkers. Funsters customers range in age from under 30s all the way up to 70+
They suit men and women who appreciate the finer things in life and love entertaining and catching up with friends.
These are just easy, fun indulgent delicious drinks. What's not to love?
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